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Warning: May contain traces of football, video games, and musical ramblings... It's mostly the latter, in truth.

Sunday, 10 April 2011

Things I’ve Thunk: Inc. Welsh ‘holiday’

  • My hair doesn’t exactly look good gelled…and make-up probably isn’t so great on me either. I kid, it’s mega sexy.
  • Packing for a week’s holiday in sunny Wales is not my idea of fun. Only slightly less fun than the holiday itself.
  • And is it bad that I might be wearing a different posh shirt for every day of my time there?
  • This type of blog post is becoming more and more like a collection of ‘tweets’. Perhaps I should set myself a set of rules by which I must abide, ensuring that each bullet point exceeds 140 characters. More likely though, I’ll just keep going as I am.
  • I very much fear for Steven Gerrard’s career, after finding out that he’ll be out for the rest of the season. This recurring groin injury is only getting worse; even after initially ‘successful’ surgery. I don’t care if Liverpool FC is on the up, because it just won’t be the same without him.
  • I’ve had a haircut. Ben does not like this.
  • Is seeing relatives in Wales really that important, when I’m going to be missing the hell out of one very special person…?
  • This post, like my hair, is short. The god of conciseness approves!
  • Swansea City beat Norwich City 3-0 yesterday, leaving the promotion race wide open. Cardiff picked up 3 points too, so the fight for 2nd place will certainly continue for more weeks. It’ll probably be decided on the final day of the season…1st place is all but done and dusted, mind; even though QPR got surprisingly dicked on by Scunthorpe…I’m sorry for my rudeness, I just said ‘dick’ and ‘cunt’ in the same sentence. So profane it hurts a little.
  • The god of conciseness is getting a little more miffed as the words go on. Whoops. Oh well, for the next few days the god of sheep is gonna love me! I’ll have several woolly encounters, that’ll leave me looking rather sheepish. Hey, that’s the nature of sheep rape though – it can’t be helped. Baaaaad times…

3 comments:

  1. ah, so you don't like having your hair gelled and makeup put on you.. but what about both at once? ;) you live in posh shirts, seriously.. posh shirts and maybe the occasional football shirt is as far as it goes.. :L i like your hair short! Steven Gerrard's career is fine, he just needs to find a better surgeon. :L that was a one off for Norwich, they've been doing pretty damn well this season! that language will not be tolerated-.- i mean, what would your parents say.. ;) :L nice little added sheep part on the end there.. oh dear.. :L

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  2. Shhhh you ;) But...I love the shirts! I'm sorry if you don't share that love XD Naaaah, the hair needs to be long. Otherwise it's just plain sick and wrong. Hahahaha! :') I hope his career is fine, but I'm unsure... You're right, and I'm really hoping Norwich can do the job and get promoted :) It will have to be tolerated...what are you going to FUCKING do about it? ;) Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sheep...

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  3. haha, you shouldn't let me do stuff like that to you.. :L i know you do! haha, nah it's fine, they're fine XD no it doesn't! i prefer your hair short.. :L. i think it will be, eventually.. :L goooooood :) erm, tell your parents? ;) or will they just say you have an essay to do.. -.- :L calm down about the sheep ;) :L

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