BenJen's Blog

Welcome to my blog. A place where you may not find consistency, but where you will find various rants and irrelevant anecdotes, and 'witty' text on the subject of whatever crops up into a poor student's mind.
Please, do try to enjoy it... Constructive criticism is more than welcomed.

Have a nice day now, chaps and chappettes.

Warning: May contain traces of football, video games, and musical ramblings... It's mostly the latter, in truth.

Tuesday, 18 June 2013

Spam Comments

Unless I'm being unfairly targeted by the world, any user of Blogger will have surely noticed by now that spambots trawl the internet, posting random and inane comments on whichever page they 'feel' necessary. Last night, one of my posts from over a year ago was bombarded by no less then 16 comments. None of them were genuine, because of course nobody reads this shit. I'm interested to see how many spam comments I get on this post, actually... So anyway, I've decided to quickly collate these comments, just so you can get a rough idea of how ludicrous but fairly hilarious these little passages are - ranging from the incredibly vague to the brilliantly irrelevant. I've saved the best 3 'til last. Enjoy.

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