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Wednesday, 27 April 2011
Radiohead - The King Of Limbs (belated) review
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It’s quarter past eleven on a Tuesday evening, and I should probably be asleep by now. Inexplicably though, I’m not. I’ve got work that may need doing, and there’s somebody I desperately wish I could speak to right now…but luckily enough for her, she’s asleep, so all’s well. Today has signified the true start of revision and hard work, and I’m not going to lie, it won’t be easy by any stretch of the imagination. That said, I don’t think my imagination is particularly stretchy anyway…should a brain have much elasticity? Another question for another day, that is. Hopefully pairing up a college work routine with some sort of football/jogging/exercise routine will help keep me focused for he next 6 weeks as I stride towards the looming exams of pleasure. The pleasure part was a lie, just so you know. Anyway, what I’m trying to say is that it’s unlikely I’ll be posting anything on here from now until early June – the date on which my final (of 6, including 2 retakes) exam falls. So May will be an empty month on here, as if any of you lot (yeah that’s right, all three of you!) cared. I’m aware of the fact that the last time I came out with a statement like this on my blog I pretty much posted again immediately after, but I’m now going to bed, so that won’t be happening. Then again, the wireless has been turned off, so it won’t get posted until the morning as it is…whoops! I should have made this post future proof. Say, for example, I could have just not opened by stating the time. Feeble writing. Thank God I won’t be going into journalism (due simply to not having picked the right A-levels). Enough of this shambolic drivel, I’ll speak to you soon. Unless I don’t know you, then the chances are that I won’t. Which is a shame. Unless you’re nasty. Prick.
As a brief word of warning, once the massive black cloud that some like to call exams has been lifted from atop my fluffy head, I might be changing the way I run things around here. Nothing too drastic, and in terms of the blog it will simply be more well organised and hopefully better written. I need to remind myself of some long words too, because my literacy skills are being sapped away as the minutes go by...’Potentially Perpetually Pointless Piss’ is probably the most intelligent sounding thing I’ve ever written, and it’s worrying in two ways. 1) I can’t seem to write like that any more. 2) It’s nothing to be proud of, it doesn’t even make me sound clever in the slightest; only slightly juvenile and awfully stuck up. Slowly outwardly seeping writing skills aside, the point is that I’m considering messing with the format a bit. Things I’ve Thunk will probably stay, as will sporadic reviews on whatever I see fit. The idea is that I’ll add to the blog once every week, say on a Tuesday. THEN on a Friday, I might upload a vlog of some form onto my YouTube account. I’m toying with the idea, but my webcam’s a bit shit (video and audio quality isn’t exactly up to scratch) and I don’t really know what I’d want to be saying in a video that I wouldn’t want to on a blog as text. I talk all the time as it is, so why show go further? I’m only considering the idea because it was recommended to me recently(ish) by a friend/mate/chum/pal/buddy/colleague/contact/acquaintance of mine. I personally don’t think I’m suited for it at all. Can’t help but feel as though I’m over-thinking these things, when a pathetic amount of people will be reading this anyway…unless some lunatic tells all his lunatic friends about me, and they do the same thing until the entire lunatic population of the world knows about me. Yay for lunatics!
Auf Wiedersehen.
Sunday, 17 April 2011
Things I’ve Thunk: Inc. Royal Wedding Shizzle
- The new Foo Fighters album, Wasting Light, really is rather very good. If you’ve got some spare time and a long attention span, check out my longwinded review in my previous blog post. Then tell me I can’t review for toffee. Which is fine, because I’m not reviewing for anything right now. I do like toffee though…
- The Royal Wedding is ridiculously overhyped. If you don’t agree with me, take a trip down to your local Poundland or 99p Store and take a proper gander at their Royal Wedding merchandise. All unofficial, and all monstrously garish. The uselessness of all these products doesn’t even need to be spoken of…Prince William plastic plates, anyone? Thought as much. Still, we get an extra day of holiday, so I shouldn’t go complaining; that said, I’m not afraid of saying that I really couldn’t care less about the wedding itself.
- I should either be getting stuck into some college work, or helping around the house for when the family cover right now. I’m doing neither.
- Procrastination is not only a great practice, but also a great word.
- I’m sort of happy that that scummy Manchester team knocked that other scummy Manchester team out of the FA Cup. If only it were possible for both teams to lose the game.
- El Classico! The first Real Madrid/Barcelona derby (despite not being remotely geographically close to each other, inside Spain at least) of 4 within the space of 2 weeks was played last night. 1-1 it finished at the Bernabeu, and you can’t help but feel as though being 8 points clear, Barca have all but clinched the title. Up until that game, Lionel Messi had never scored against Real Madrid, and Cristiano Ronaldo had never scored against Barcelona. Both scored from the penalty spot. Funny shit.
- I need more credit for my mobile, again. It’s times like these I start to think I’d be far better off on contract, but I just can’t keep up with the running costs. Monthly payments do not bode well with the unemployed.
- Rumours of a ‘Wii 2’ are beginning to surface, and my excitement is very much overpowered by worry. It’s Nintendo though…if anyone can pull off something weird and obscure, it’s those guys. Genius.
- To state something obvious, I really do hate missing people. I’ve had to miss someone way too often recently. Roll on Kelling Heath on Tuesday!
- I wish the sky and grass were different colours, because I’m getting damn bored of them now. What if they could change colour at random? Like those terrible fibre optic Christmas trees…just not terrible, or fibre optic, or a Christmas tree for that matter. New colours please.
Saturday, 16 April 2011
Foo Fighters - ‘Wasting Light’ Review
The music publications online and on glossy paper have built this up as far as they can, but is it just Wasting Money?
It’s fair to say that Foo Fighters are one of the biggest rock bands in the world. Amongst the steaming piles of shitty chart music these days, an absolutely colossal release has been thrust upon us ‘good’ music fans (ooof, how horribly narrow minded of me…though face it, if you disagree, you can run off right now and carry on sucking the dicks of your favourite ‘superstars’ such as Tinie Tempah and that other black guy that can’t sing but sounds okay auto-tuned and is somehow able to get away with essentially releasing the same song 3 times, or that other guy like that but is part of a group, or that blonde woman who does the exact same thing) for us to marvel at and thank the gods of all things rock music for. The hype surrounding this album has been pretty immense; once Dave Grohl picked up NME’s Godlike Genius award, the hype train just kept on speeding up. Perfect then, because he’s not only an incredible musician, but also a damn good bloke to boot. Lovely stuff. For a band with seven albums to their name, they’ve not actually been around for as long as you may expect but with Wasting Light, Dave Grohl’s men produce a record with a sound that befits an older, relic of a band from a previous era. A band that’s not decrepit, limp and past its best on stage though, no no no – a band that seriously knows how to rock the fuck out of an arena, stadium, or…garage? In fact, this is almost certainly Foo Fighters’s heaviest outing yet. The energy is near constant, and you probably won’t be disappointed to hear that none of the tracks found on Wasting Light will be anything near the style of music found on disc 2 of In Your Honor. Not that it was bad, but 95% of Foo Fighters fans would tell you that the band are at their best when they’re loud, so it’s quite fitting then that this may very well be their best record yet, as well as their heaviest. Though in terms of songwriting Wasting Light may be standard fare, without any real concept or intent immediately screaming out at the listener other than ‘FUCKING LISTEN TO THIS, BITCH’, there seems to have been a rather refreshing change in direction for Foo Fighters. It’s not particularly drastic, but it really suits them. The entire album was recorded and mixed in Dave Grohl’s home, with studios and hi-tech touching up effects mostly snubbed. It’s all been done in good old analogue cassette based fashion. Wonderful. It still sounds just like an album that you’d expect from Foo Fighters, but there’s now something very wholesome and…traditional about it all. This record feels like an offering to the gods of rock. If you’ve opened your eyes you’ll also have found that the cover art seems to mirror this trend. How ‘70s is that?! Let’s focus on the music itself though, and not the pretty, Kaleidoscope-esque colours.| Worth the wait? Categorically YES. |
Next up is ‘Rope’, the lead single from the album. I’m not going to lie, when I first listened to ‘Rope’ I wasn’t very impressed. I certainly never thought it was anywhere near bad, but it did very little for me. A bit average. I can now since change that opinion, and drastically so. After being given a few repeats, ‘Rope’ hits me. It’s a fantastic track, and as I sit here writing about it I may even turn my back on a previous statement and tell you that it’s the strongest song on the album…maybe. The chorus is to die for, it really is. The Bonham-esque drum fills found towards the end of the track before the shrill guitar solo certainly go down well too. If this isn’t stadium rock at its finest, then I don’t know what is. This song simply deserves to be played loud and in front of thousands of people. Perhaps Foo Fighters played Wembley too soon? (Fret not, Muse have gigged the stadium twice; in 2007 and 2010). ‘Rope’ is a brilliant single, and its UK Chart peak of #22 does not do it any justice at all. I really can’t get enough of this song.
The third track of the album is a cover of Steady As Sh-…is called ‘Dear Rosemary’, and it owns a beat that has definitely already been made familiar by The Raconteurs. I guess it’s difficult to plagiarise a drum beat, and if anyone can be let off a small crime like this it’d have to be Foo Fighters (even if it’s of course Taylor Hawkins and not Dave Grohl rocking the sticks). ‘Anthemic’ would probably be the best way to describe this song. It doesn’t do anything different from what you’d expect the Foo Fighters to do, but yet again you’ll find yourself thinking that the song is perfectly suited to the stadium environment – which is why I’m scared of the prospect of several American garages being completely blown apart by the untetherable sound of the Foo’s decibel hogging amplified sound waves. The fact that it’s a duet with Bob Mould (Hüsker Dü and Sugar) is a nice touch too.
Picking the pace up again is ‘White Limo’, which rolls in with churning intent. It’s not screamo as such, but the vocals are distorted and are perhaps screamed a little bit from time to time… ‘White Limo’ looks better than it sounds. Not that it sounds bad, but it just has a rather good video. A very good one. Imagine the members of the band being driven around in a white limo by none other than Motorhead’s Lemmy. Enough said. Unfortunately though, without the video to accompany it ‘White Limo’ does fall down a little bit. It’s gives you the hook (a nice dirty riff at that) and never really does anything with it, forcing you to bear the repetition for what approaches 3 and a half minutes. A weak point for the album.
Mmmmm, here comes a good one. ‘Arlandria’ slows down the tempo a little bit again, but not the volume. Wearing its big intro with pride, it will march through your ears into the specific section of your mind which saves sections of songs and recites them over and over again until you begin to sing along in public, regardless of where you are or what the time is. I think what I’m trying to say is that ‘Arlandria’ is catchy as hell. It’s certainly a suitable contender for the second single from Wasting Light, if the radio stations are lucky enough to get one. For reasons I’m as yet unsure of, the lyric “shame shame go away” struck me as a good one, and if “you and what army? Arlandria” doesn’t creep into your mind and loop itself round and round, drilling into the core, I’m not sure what will. That little ‘cha cha cha’ drum section gets my hand moving every time too – not like that though, despicable-minded reader! I only use my ears to appreciate the music. I love this song. Period. How American of me! Full stop.
‘These Days’ is the next to enter the fray, and I find that there’s very little to say about it. It’s a little more melodic than previous tracks on the album (certainly the scruffy ‘White Limo’). I just can’t help but feel a sense of déjà vu with this song. It’s way too familiar for my liking, but I just can’t quite pinpoint which Foo Fighters songs it sounds similar to. If anyone thinks they know, I’d love to hear from you. Not a bad song, but from the start I’ve had ‘These Days’ marked down as utterly missable. A bit of a dip in form for Wasting Light.
The heaviness picks itself back up again for ‘Back & Forth’ and its obvious sexual themes. I mean, seriously? Doesn’t bother me though, sex goes pretty damn well with rock. Just ask Anthony Kiedis, or read his autobiography… ‘Back & Forth’ regurgitates some of catchiness of ‘Arlandria’, because my God is this song fun to listen to – especially in the chorus. It even comes packaged with a neat little guitar solo too, which works very well. Definitely a highlight of the album, and will probably be one of the tracks with the highest play counts a few months after you first listen to the album in full. We don’t know who Mr Grohl is looking for “back and forth” with, but judging by the infectious vocals we can probably guess the ending of this particular tale…
‘A Matter Of Time’ is the 8th track on the album, and it returns to the slightly more melodic side of the sound that Foo Fighters have presented on Wasting Light. It isn’t a special song, but on the other hand it also does very little wrong. It’s far from filler, but at the same time you can’t imagine that the most thought was put into ‘A Matter Of Time’ over other tracks. And that’s fine, because without seemingly very much attention it’s still a good song. Quite catchy, quite pacy, quite melodic but also quite loud. Personally though, it’s one of my least favourite songs on the album, but because I can’t find a good enough reason why, I must recommend this song.
‘Miss The Misery’ is a real stonker of a track. Not a stinker, as my finger may so very easily have slipped to make me say, but a stonker. It’s probably one of Dave Grohl’s favourites too – considering that it contains the title lyric of the album “you’re wasting light” and was used as a second 30 second teaser trailer to precede the albums release on their official website. Of all the tracks, this is possibly the best one to play to a several thousand strong audience, arms aloft and cheering. Not because they heard it on the radio, or because it was featured in Guitar Hero or Rock Band, but because it’s the most bombastic track to be found on the disc. Or download file, depending on how you purchased this album. I’m assuming you spent your hard earned cash on this, and that you’re not one of the many million pirates out there… (I can’t blame you if you are). Another catchy track, and I’m sure it’ll become a firm fan favourite.
Ex-Nirvana man Kirst Novoselic teams up with Dave Grohl for an emotional reunion on ‘I Should Have Known’, with good results. Like the rest of the album, it does fit in with the traditional Foo Fighters sound, but it strikes me as the most different sounding song on the album. It’s touching – not in a teary eyed way, or a paedophilic way…but it is. There’s something very old fashioned sounding about ‘I Should Have Known’, and I mean this in the best way possible (I mean, compare the good music in days of yonder to nowadays! This century is laughable). It’s a great piece of the Wasting Light puzzle to have – more so because it offers a neat diversion from the pounding drums and roaring guitars. One of the album’s highlights.
And so here’s the closer, ‘Walk’. Here the band learns to walk again, weirdly having learnt to fly several years ago… It demands that you look back on the entire album with fond memories, and it’s bound to get what it wants. After hearing the first chorus for the first time, I had a feeling it would really work the next couple of times around, and it definitely does. A really strong end to the album and another highlight. When you hear Dave Grohl desperately scream “I never want to die!” several times, you believe him, and you understand exactly why. The man’s at the top of his game. He’s been belting out song after song and album after album for many years of his life now, and his marvellous career has covered plenty of top notch drum work too. Finally people have fully realised this, and he, along with the other members of the band deserver any critical acclaim they receive. Grohl never wants to die because he loves his job. A job he does so well, with such unrivalled power and passion in the music industry, and he’s having so much fun in the process. The 5 year wait between Echoes, Silence, Patience And Grace and this new record, Wasting Light has certainly been worth it. This album stands a good chance of being remembered as a classic in several years’ time - something which the band certainly deserves. After 6 good albums, and plenty of great songs, Foo Fighters may have finally peaked – and of all the peaks to be atop of, it’s this one I want to be. Picture a mountain, with nothing on it but a massive stadium. Inside this is Dave Grohl and his merry men, doing what they were born to do. They’re making noise, and they’re making it damn well. In “learning to walk again”, they also happen to be teaching us common folk, or mere mortals if you like, how to rock again. Dave Grohl might just be the saviour of the genre, and I can’t thank him enough for this excellent record. In recording and producing this album, no light, energy, sound, money or anything has been wasted. It’s all been worth every penny, as was my £8.97 purchase from a Welsh Asda. If you had any decency you’d go out and, buy this album NOW!
8.5/10
Stream the album online for free, in its entirety, here: http://wastinglight.foofighters.com/
Sunday, 10 April 2011
Things I’ve Thunk: Inc. Welsh ‘holiday’
- My hair doesn’t exactly look good gelled…and make-up probably isn’t so great on me either. I kid, it’s mega sexy.
- Packing for a week’s holiday in sunny Wales is not my idea of fun. Only slightly less fun than the holiday itself.
- And is it bad that I might be wearing a different posh shirt for every day of my time there?
- This type of blog post is becoming more and more like a collection of ‘tweets’. Perhaps I should set myself a set of rules by which I must abide, ensuring that each bullet point exceeds 140 characters. More likely though, I’ll just keep going as I am.
- I very much fear for Steven Gerrard’s career, after finding out that he’ll be out for the rest of the season. This recurring groin injury is only getting worse; even after initially ‘successful’ surgery. I don’t care if Liverpool FC is on the up, because it just won’t be the same without him.
- I’ve had a haircut. Ben does not like this.
- Is seeing relatives in Wales really that important, when I’m going to be missing the hell out of one very special person…?
- This post, like my hair, is short. The god of conciseness approves!
- Swansea City beat Norwich City 3-0 yesterday, leaving the promotion race wide open. Cardiff picked up 3 points too, so the fight for 2nd place will certainly continue for more weeks. It’ll probably be decided on the final day of the season…1st place is all but done and dusted, mind; even though QPR got surprisingly dicked on by Scunthorpe…I’m sorry for my rudeness, I just said ‘dick’ and ‘cunt’ in the same sentence. So profane it hurts a little.
- The god of conciseness is getting a little more miffed as the words go on. Whoops. Oh well, for the next few days the god of sheep is gonna love me! I’ll have several woolly encounters, that’ll leave me looking rather sheepish. Hey, that’s the nature of sheep rape though – it can’t be helped. Baaaaad times…
Friday, 8 April 2011
Latitude Festival 2011
Now if only the organisers could book Muse next time...
Check out the official site for information; maybe buy a ticket?! http://www.latitudefestival.co.uk/2011/
Monday, 4 April 2011
Things I’ve Thunk: Inc. Plenty about football
- My message stating my reluctance to write more blog posts, at least before the summer, ended up being completely pointless. Look what’s happened! I now have more of a sense of direction with this shit.
- Wayne Rooney may have deserved his ban for swearing several times at a camera (and microphone, obviously) but why was he not banned earlier in the season for a blatantly deliberate elbow?! Baffling.
- I really wish it had been possible for there to have been a camera present at the best moments of life, ‘cause looking back at my school history, I have very little to look back on; yet the memories are amazing…
- How GUTTED must Jose Mourinho be after throwing away his 9 year home unbeaten record?!
- I’d love to be in a band, despite not possessing the relevant skills necessary on vocals or any form of musical instrument. Backing dancer?
- The apostrophe is dead. Say hello to a world of illiteracy.
- ‘Stare at my ass for long enough and it will turn into a gorilla.’ ‘Stare at his ass for long enough and it will turn into a gorilla.’
- Norwich City FC’s promotion chances. Pretty good I’d say, and to be honest they should comfortably reach the play-off places. But with a quite tricky late season run in, will they be able to rack up enough points to achieve promotion automatically? I hope so.
- And if that does happen, my beloved Swansea City will have to settle for a play-off spot. Fine, well done to them if they do make it, but they were in the driving seat for second place up until pretty recently…shame.
- Failure at Liverpool taken into account, Roy Hodgson is still definitely one of the nicest people in football.
- I need to start eating some fruit, so I’m now gorging on a bowl of strawberries. Well, with cheesecake…
- Gorleston is a shit-hole…(something obvious next time please?)
- Somehow in our circle (probably more like an oval…) of Morrison’s going friends, the definition of a ‘man crush’ has become somewhat cloudy. Incredible.
- I wish Will Ferrell would take off his shoes and suck me se-…just watch Semi-Pro…
Sunday, 3 April 2011
YouTube’s well kept secret
Bored, and in a moderately curious frame of mind this morning, I found myself pretty much clicking every option of every website I use frequently (more than once a week) to see if anything of interest could be found. I searched and searched, to no avail. Then I noticed something rather interesting on the ‘My Videos’ section of YouTube. No no no, it wasn’t my videos; naturally they’re shit. What it was was a message, a quite discrete one at that, saying:
‘New! Animate your own story or create a video slideshow. Try it now’
And I think that you should, because honestly, if you just open up your mind a little bit and prepare to be childish for several hours, you’ll certainly be well entertained. Clicking the link will direct you to 3 different applications that allow you to make and publish videos directly to YouTube. All sounds pretty neat. And (apart from the 1st option which I haven’t tried yet) it is! Sort of. Apparently, each time you load the page, the 3 options are ordered differently, so there is no ‘1st option’. How peculiar. The choices are as follows:
Xtranornal was the first one I tried, of the two that I did try, and it really did keep me interested. Though the options were very limited (because of a pay for points system), there’s still a decent range in which you can make your video individual. The text-to-speech function is hilarious as always, and the animation of the characters isn’t too bad at all. The reason why being not too bad at all impresses me so much is because Xtranormal allows you to make 3D movies, and this was a very new experience for me. I of course do not mean stereoscopic (or even dodgy glasses dependant) 3D, but the characters themselves and the settings are rendered in 3D graphics, and it all looks pretty nice. However, I will add that the software is crippled by one recurring issue, and that’s the fact that no matter how hard you try, there’s just no way to make the movie flow fast and naturally. It’s horrifyingly ploddy, and awkwardly scripted. For me this was no problem, because I never took what I was doing seriously, and I loved the uneasy nature of the character’s (puerile) conversations, but for somebody with genuine aspirations, it’s a horrible problem to contend with. The other application I used was GoAnimate, which did much the same kind of thing, but in 2D with more options and a more complex editor tool. Needless to say, it wasn’t too difficult to get to grips with. I had a hell of a lot of fun with this one too; perhaps more so than Xtranormal, and that was down to the sheer scope I had to play with. Thought I ultimately went for the route of no planning and immaturity (I’m still such a pathetic child…), I knew that if I wanted to I could have a good stab at making a genuinely decent video with this application some time. Good stuff. It’s true that dedicating money to the cause will help you get the best out of these websites, but if like me, you’re a bit bored, and still have a portion of your brain actively devoted to childish humour, you really can’t go wrong with spending not money, but just some time on them.
If you’d like to check out the bollocks that I’ve been able to make with the aforementioned applications, then feel free to browse my profile at http://www.youtube.com/user/jenkinsMckenzie
The real recommendation I’d like to make here though, is to a series of videos that a user named ‘WoWZhen’ has created. There’s only a few of them, but they had me in absolute stitches. Please, if you only have time to look at one thing I’ve recommended, please let it be this guy’s videos. They tickled me to say the least. Do not by put off by the fact the series is called ‘The Gay Bodyguard of Death’, because these videos really do strike a very funny style of comedy. Starting off with #1 is probably the best idea… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkyuwwO6G-0
Oh, and happy Mother’s Day to all you mums out there (or indeed mums to be). I guess that should be Mothers’ Day, because I’m now not directing it only at my mother, so it’s a possessive plural…I JUST DON’T KNOW, OKAY?!
Saturday, 2 April 2011
Albums of 2011 - Part 3
Foo Fighters - Wasting Light
Radiohead - The King of Limbs
Arctic Monkeys - Suck It And See
Elbow - Build A Rocket Boys!
Chickenfoot - ?
Them Crooked Vultures - ?
Coldplay - ?
The Enemy - ?
Franz Ferdinand - ?
Queens of the Stone Age - ?
Kasabian - ?
(Hold your breath)
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Dr Johnny Skinz's Disproportionately Rambunctious Polar Express Machine-head
Yes, the RHCP one is very much a working title. Oh Mr Kiedis...
| Anthony Kiedis, a glorious man. |
Things I’ve Thunk: Inc. 3DS & iPad 2
Because I’m cool enough to get away with using an incorrect word for the past tense of ‘think’. If I like the format, I may use this as a regular feature. I’m especially welcoming of any irate grammar Nazis telling me I’m sinning against Queen’s English, because I know I am. But grammar Nazis out there, I promise you, I’M ONE OF YOUR SPECIES! Albeit one that isn’t actually particularly knowledged-up on the English language.
- Why the hell did I take law A-level? I all of a sudden find myself not caring about the ways of training to become a barrister. Oh wait, I never did in the first place.
- April Fool’s Day is an incredibly disappointing day. It’s the only day of the year in which everyone is looking out especially hard for silly tricks and pranks. Why bother?
- I drink too much water.
- I desperately need to experience the 3D effect of the Nintendo 3DS for myself. I’ve read up so much about it, but just haven’t got around to actually getting the unit itself in my hands. I know I won’t be buying one for a very very very long time, but from what I’ve heard, ignoring it’s irritating faults, it’s a pretty damn impressive piece of kit.
- I need to find a way of making a shit-ton of money. Any ideas? I’m afraid I’ve already ruled out ‘plant some money trees’, ‘embrace a life of crime’, and ‘start up a social networking phenomenon and call it Facebook’. Apparently the third one has already been done.
- Bullet points look pretty sexy in a blog post…
- Is the iPad 2 really enough of an improvement on the original model? Price must be taken into account. Is it worrying that for me the most impressive aspect of the iPad 2 is the crazy-cool screen protector contraption?! Genius.
- I love Foo Fighters http://wastinglight.foofighters.com/
- Bees are annoying little twats. Has anyone else seen a bee fly into their room, fret like fuck, headbutt the window several times, and cack itself? I’m sure it’s not a common occurrence.
I suppose one must go have a shower so he can be washed, clean and ready for Saturday of doing very little. Bah.
Marching away from the blog
No, this isn’t me stating my intent to strut off into the sunset, away from the pains of writing lots of little interest to very few people. No, not yet. That’ll come soon. Oh sweet release, come to me…I just couldn’t think of any other loose puns for the title of this very post. For whatever reason I took March off – not one blog post during the month. I guess I’ve just run out of things to write about, or things to care about, or effort to put into something I get very little out of. But I’m hoping that I’ll keep going, ‘cause I do like writing about everything, anything, and more often than not nothing. Gives me a little something to do. I can’t promise that the frequency of posts will increase, because I have a horrendously inconsistent and sporadic attention span; by the time I’ve written this, I’ll probably feel as though I’ve done enough. I think what I’m trying to say is that I’m not dead. I’m just dormant. Oh yes, I’m a motherfucking volcano. Turrah chaps, close your eyes and hope you don’t hear from me again this side of the summer.