Right then. First you twi-...oh fuck this bullshit, it's a bloody biscuit! What makes it so different from every other biscuit (or 'cookie' if you're from the land of the USA) to enable it to have its own specific method of eating? Divine right?! I don't think so. Although, if there is a God, I would like to think that his preferred biscuit of choice would be an Oreo...! Now don't get me wrong, I love Oreos. Hmm, no, I love Oreos. No, I love Oreos. No, sorry, I LOVE Oreos. No no, I LOVE Oreos.Nearly...but no, I LOVE Oreos. Much better. But anyway, they're probably my favourite biscuit around, so I'm not having a pop at them. I'm merely having a go at the way in which they've been advertised. Why can't any other biscuit have its own designated method of eating, eh? Oh that's right, because it's shit. Pointless, overly intricate for what at the end of the day is only a bloody biscuit, and along with the advert (I could punch that kid...), is incredibly annoying. As far as I'm concerned, if they wanted to be truthful and less commercially retarded in their advertising campaign's methods, the guide would be as follows:
1. Eat the fucking biscuit you prick
2. Enjoy
3. Revert back to Step 1 and repeat the process
(Damn that would make for an interesting advert...!) Job done, have a nice day.
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