I'm quite partial to an energy drink here and there yes. Okay, so that's a BIT of an understatement. I
love energy drinks. There's something about the taste that I genuinely really really like. Bit of a bummer really, all things considered. Couldn't I be obsessed with milk, or water? Something healthy? But no, it had to be energy drinks. Not only insanely addictive but also face shatteringly unhealthy. Want excessive amounts of sugar? Caffeine? Obscure flavourings? Energy drinks are for you then, sir or madam. If not, then good on you. You have more common sense than me. I've promised myself that I'll cut the addiction I have, and even go cold turkey if I have to. But first, it's my duty to taste as many different energy drinks as possible and rank them in order of awesomeness. Why? Because my life is a far-fetched box of not much of any importance or relevance, with little consistency or purpose. That's why, God dammit. So here's what we've got so far. I'll update it when a new member or the family is tasted. Note that this is the only context in which I will ever mention myself tasting members of my family, because the 'family' mentioned is fictitious. I can't stress enough that I will in no way ever condone incestuous acts. Thank you.
1. Relentless Inferno
2. Relentless Juiced Berry
3. Relentless Origin
4. Monster Energy
5. Rockstar Energy
6. Red Bull
7. Tesco's Kx (formerly 'Kick')
8. Monster Lo-Carb
9. Red Rooster
10. Morrison's Source
11. Mountain Dew Energy
12. Euro Shopper Energy Drink
13. Relentless Juiced Tropical
14. Emerge
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