Laughably irrelevant and pointless homework task

"Draw what you think you'll be like when you're 40 years old." Believe it or not, this is a task we've been set as history homework. You know, as opposed to 'bullshit', which is what you'd think the subject was...(if bullshit were a subject). So here's what I've got so far: It's me, with the same hairstyle, but longer, and most definitely (somehow) more trampish. I haven't grown, and I'm unemployed, living alone in a skanky flat, and am reeking of takeways (most probably Chinese or pizza). I've been wearing the same clothes for the past several days or so, and would make the general attire of an everyday hobo look rather clean and upmarket. All 40 year old Ben does everyday is watch a constant toxic stream of re-runs of greatly outdated TV shows and moan about everything he sees, in his now typically (and unnecessarily) cynical fashion, while hopelessly counting the days until he'll next be able to rob Gregg's when they have a some elaborate form of special sausage rolls, that can apparently inexplicably only be baked on one day of the week, every week. All the while, counting the days until impending death. This is me (probably) (possibly) (maybe not) in the future if everything goes tits up XD