Cripple!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, I'm so glad I can see the funny side of this, because it actually does hurt a fair bit, but for some reason completely unknown to me, I can barely move my neck! Maybe I slept on it awkwardly, maybe I'm feeling the effects of old age at 16, or maybe I'm dying of some rather exotic (exotic in a bad way, not quite like a Caribbean holiday) disease or illness. Oh well. Yes, you may have noticed that I've posted two times in one evening, at breakneck speed (pun very much intended), but I thought I should, well...stick my neck out and just keep writing (pun also very much intended). Neckst time I'll be better equipped joke wise...(even worse pun, again very much intended).