Kids' Names

So, I suppose, if all goes to plan in the future, I'd quite like to have 2 kids. You know, along with all the other brilliantly awesome perfect stuff that I'd like to happen. But ideally, 2 kids would be great, maybe 3 (at a push), but no more, and no less than 2. So here's the deal: How, and what should I name them? Now, please note that this blog post is rather light hearted, and that actually, having kids isn't something that's been on my mind much recently. So, I'll need to find 2 suitable names. Not too hard, you may think, but there's a problem...I have a shortlist...(ironic, because the list itself is rather long). 109 names will NEED to be whittled down to two. There'll be no 54.5 barrelled names, unfortunately. Want to see the list? No? Tough cheese, bastard. Actually, I shouldn't be rude to you, as you could easily stop reading right now...noooooo, please come back! I love you! There we go. Much better. Well, enjoy...

42, Abacus, Adolf, Archimedes, Banjo, Bangkok, Barrel Roll, Benito, Berk, Binary, BN BN, Bobsleigh, Bongo, Bourbon, Brio, Burrito, Cake, Carbon Fibre, Chicken Tikka, Chieftan, Cillit, CoD, Cookie Jar, Crocodilius, Darth, Detergent, Diligence, DK, Dominica, Dongle, Dude, Electro, Eloquence, Emperor, Ethernet, Falcon Punch, Fernando, Frodo, Geronimo, Gerrard, Gibralta, Giminez, Gypsy, Headshot, Helter Skelter, Hubba Bubba, Huckerby, Indigo, Ingrid, Irwin, Jabba, Jaffa, Jamaica, Jambon, Jam Jar, Jango, Jar Jar, Jedediah, Jenga, Jesus, Jettison, Jigglypuff, Jimi, Jingle, Jitterbug, Joker, Jolly Roger, Ju Jitsu, Juxtaposition, Kamikaze, Lumberjack, Mandela, Molecular, Monty, Mumbo Jumbo, Murdoc, Nik Nak, Nutella, Optimus Prime, Oreo, Osama, Owen, Paperclip, Pegasus, Petrol, Powerpoint, Quencher, Qwerty, Ronaldo, Rudimentary, Rudolf, Samurai, Scorpion, Shintysix, Simba, Sir Digby Chicken, Spatula, Stalin, Sugar, Supermassive, Tiddlywink, Tom Tom, Umpteen, Vectron, Viagra, Wildcard, Yebda aaaaaand Zebedee.

So...any thoughts? ;)