Pizza

Tell me, who doesn't like pizza? If your response to this question would be 'me', I suggest you get the fuck out, or alternatively, keep your opinion to yourself. Pizza is as close to culinary perfection as you're going to get. Versatile, and bloody awesome, you just can't beat a bit of pizza. Not keen on having any fancy ingredients? You needn't worry. Slap on some cheese and tomato, and you've won at life. Add some pepperoni? You just won a bit more. Damn, I could really do with some pizza right now. Thick or thin, I just don't care - I want it. I love the stuff, so much so that to be honest, I treat pizza in general as a member of family...it's just that I don't cook or eat my family...nor are they Italian...screw that, the point is that I love pizza very very very much. If there were ever any doubts about pizza's awesomeness, they can be quashed instantly simply by this: Pacman was based off a pizza. That's all you need to know, and it needs no explanation. Wait...what's that I can smell? PIZZA! Oh yes, somebody's getting pizza tonight *grins* Upon hearing/smelling this news, any shit in my life has taken a back seat, because I'm now drooling over the prospect of eating pure awesomeness, with awesomesauce. Thank you pizza, you're now my best friend. I know you'll never leave me.