Holiday sleeping pattern...SCREWED!

Well hello there follower, or followers if I'm extremely lucky. While sitting here, at 2 o' clock in the morning on my laptop for the umpteenth consecutive night, it feels pretty appropriate to talk about this. Here's the deal: I wake up at roughly some time between 10 and 12 in the morning, and I'll go to sleep at some time between 1 and 4 in the morning. In between this I'll eat, drink, and slouch my way to happiness (I think). And it's awesome. Damn fucking awesome. But here's the problem: College. Soon. Work. Inevitable. Oh. Shit. So, how do I get back to my normal sleeping pattern? If it involves going to bed at some obscenely early time, I won't do it. And to be honest, I know I won't do it anyway. Laziness is a beautiful thing, and now that it's taken hold of me, there's no escape. Do I need to buck up my ideas and tighten up my act? Hell yes. Do I need to exercise? Hell yes. Do I need to to eat more healthily? Hell yes. Do I need to stop being boring and do more with my life? Once more, hell yes. Crucially...will I do any of these things? I've got two words for you. Hell. No. It's part of who I am now, regrettably. Perhaps it's a good time to be a slob though. What with the ridiculously quick advances in technology, and a general loss of appreciation for mother(fucker) nature, maybe I've picked a good time.