Adding 'ses' to a word...and talking in a deliberately incorrect but undeniably hardcore way.

A few years ago, Outkast asked themselves 'What's cooler than being cool?'. Their answer was 'Ice cold'. They were wrong. I'll tell you what's cooler than being cool. It's being coolses. Yes, that's right. Let's try another (much weaker) example. What's awesomer than being awesome? (A) Ice Awesome (B) Ice Cool (C) Awesomes. If you didn't pick option C, please do not read on any further. This post will not be to your liking. This could very well be the most bestest post I'll ever do. It isn't, because already, only a few lines in, I don't know what else I can write...but hey. I'll soldier on, and march proudly into the abyss of overdoing it. So, I do love to add 'ses' to words, and talk in a deliberately incorrect but undeniably hardcore way, that's a given. But why do I love doing it so? It COMPLETELY contradicts all that I stand for in the way of the English language (my policy by the way, to sum it up briefly, is 'fucking get it right'). I don't know. Life is filled with many hypocrisies, and I suppose I'm just a living, breathing, walking and talking one of them. Meh, I don't care. We're all hypocrites in some way. I just happen to be one in teh most awesomes and coolio way...(and many other ways)