Perfectly Innocent Addictions

Addiction is a strange thing. I'm not talking about dangerous alcohol or drug addictions of course (but yes, I do love to get pissed), but healthy (well, they aren't healthy at all actually...they just aren't necessarily deadly) addictions, be it food or activities. I don't know of the science behind addiction on any level at all, but I don't care. All I know is that some things can be damn addictive, and it can be damn good/bad. Where do I start then...? I feel a lengthy list coming on. Football manager, jaffa cakes, pizza, call of duty, bubblegum millions, salted peanuts, arguing, doritos, toffee popcorn, tetris, bejeweled, facebook, jelly babies, talking, the impossible quiz, relentless/red bull/kick, making nerd chat up lines (as somebody unfortunately found out first hand), cookies, nutella, buying cds, games and dvds, your mum jokes...there's loads, but when I think about it, I see no point in just listing all these things, so I'll cut it short. The more sharp minded of you (ie, not completely braindead), may have noticed that most of the items on the list are types of food. Well then, I'm a fat fucker, so that's that explained. If you were to hand me a mahoosive bowl filled with jaffa cakes, pizza, bubblegum millions, salted peanuts, doritos, toffee popcorn, jelly babies, cookies and nutella, you'd probably never hear a word from me again. So there's your top tip for today, folks. If you would like me to shut the hell up (an occurrence that is highly likely), your best bet is to be generous and offer me a bowl filled with the aforementioned unhealthy crap. Take note.