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Warning: May contain traces of football, video games, and musical ramblings... It's mostly the latter, in truth.

Saturday, 6 August 2011

Rhyming Oxymoron Alliteration

Recently I’ve become obsessed with the idea of finding two words put together, that rhyme, alliterate and form an oxymoron. Why? I just don’t know. My curiosity with the English language has its moments where it flares up and I can’t control it – such as now, where I won’t stop until I find something that fits the bill. Brainstorming (yeah, go on, flame me for being such an un-politically correct bastard) has proven problematic so far, as I have no idea about what way to set about creating a piece of rhyming oxymoron alliteration. An oxymoron that merely alliterates on its own is hard enough, so I fear that the rhyming element is asking a little too much of my small Welsh mind. Perhaps I’ll stumble across one in the future; who knows? And if you’ve stumbled across this page, and happen to have some suggestions to satisfy my unexplainably insatiable desire to find an oxymoron that both rhymes and alliterates, please don’t hesitate to comment on this post or indeed get in touch through any other method. Facebook, YouTube, Twitter and Formspring links can be found below.
Ciao for now!

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