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Warning: May contain traces of football, video games, and musical ramblings... It's mostly the latter, in truth.

Monday, 25 July 2011

What Google’s Speech Recognition Thinks I’ve Been Saying

(The following paragraph is word for word what the ‘transcribe audio’ function on YouTube thought I was talking about in that crappy first video I posted with the volume of a mouse completely wrapped in gaffa tape, in an airtight container. I’ll try to add relevant punctuation so that it makes a little more sense. Apparently this function is unavailable for the second video. Don’t ask me why.)

“ Hello, there are people who use you all blogger quickly en route. Commitment would use that site, which is why is the puffing choice – reflects my book. All you have the hell, you sum up on the video. Uh…but have a lovely day and if not while, chabba. In an unprecedented move that nobody cares about, I decide to give myself one of the camera. By measures is one spirits? If he’s a wonderful newfangled medium of internet video tune for me of my blogs future plans – the chilling. If you got him a data bank that were present when the shift the usb the broken unplugged. If so, excellent almost buttressing heaped on the good the and needed me. Literacy. There, please go ahead; get ready for the screen. Past preventing the pollution all of your life and or in the vicinity hope your video viewing divine. Most probably a computer. While. Anyway, as usual, freaky made no sense of any person; want to know would you like southern manned by Julie Callahan? Old Bono is here with the shakes indoors unnecessarily, to inform you of mileage intentional poste mobile for the future. No sign of wall built next, but some monrovia things a funk cas and there is the right and only marginally more tried in the other publicity. Um…quantum reviews of both I’m with you about o_j_ pappas outlook that looks a bit up by the releases. Sohu pokes into September respectively. Morello site where you want us to fundamental to carry enough thoughts – come pretty soon, avoid become irrelevant. Uh…some point operate list of what I will cause the brain any prediction medium – for full command post season as twenty new methods. Uh…trough something general is a simple wheat crop up, ‘cause envelope like that. C subscribe for them. Is all for it? Yet sub such a slight chance I’ll get into regular voting, but you know you kiki can receive herman is is probably politically such action. “

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