Minge - The Album

There's a certain breed of hashtag trends on Twitter that really gets me going. I eagerly anticipate the next one to appear on the right hand side of the screen, so I can let loose and have a little bit of light wordplay fun. Recent examples include replacing one word of a movie title ("FILM, FILM, FILM!!!" he screams) with the word 'grind', adding the words 'in my pants' to a film title (yep, that one was fine), and replacing a word in a famous quote with 'duck'. It's all rather jolly good fun. The most recent one, today, clearly captivated me - so much so that I tweeted 30 different contributions, for which I am (slightly) genuinely sorry. It hit me later though, that an album compiling all of these songs should be made; with each track re-recorded to make a little more sense in terms of the hashtag trend. In this case, 'making more sense' was having the word 'minge' chucked into the title instead of 'love'. So, without further ado I present to you...

Minge - The Album

1. Aerosmith - Minge In An Elevator

2. The Beatles - All You Need Is Minge

3. The Beatles - Minge Me Do

4. The Beatles - Can't Buy Me Minge

5. Biffy Clyro - Minge Has A Diameter

6. Blur - I'm Just A Killer For Your Minge

7. Cream - Sunshine Of Your Minge

8. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Minge

9. The Enemy - Sing When You're In Minge

10. Girls Aloud - Minge Machine

11. Kasabian - Where Did All The Minge Go? 

12. Keane - Minge Is The End

13. The Killers - Ruby, Don't Take Your Minge To Town

14. Led Zeppelin - All My Minge

15. Led Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Minge

16. Madness - Mingestruck

17. Madness - It Must Be Minge

18. Maroon 5 - This Minge

19. Muse - Neutron Star Collision (Minge Is Forever)

20. The Prodigy - One Minge

21. Queen - Crazy Little Thing Called Minge

22. Queen - Too Much Minge Will Kill You

23. Queens Of The Stone Age - Misfit Minge 

24. Roxy Music - Minge Is The Drug

25. U2 - Pride (In The Name Of Minge)

26. Usher - Minge In This Club

27. White Lies - Bad Minge

28. The Who - Minge Reign O'er Me

29. Van Halen - Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Minge

30. Van Halen - Why Can't This Be Minge?

This is quite clearly the most ground-breakingly down to earth, mature and thoughtful piece of work I have ever done.