Things I’ve Thunk: Inc. Feeling as though the world has ended

• Life is a cruel, cruel beast. Horrendous timing and luck have led to what feels like the end of the world…it’s just not as explosion-filled as I had hoped it would be…there’s no aliens in sight either…it’s just all rather emotionally crushing and depressing. “Life’s a bitch” is very much an understatement.
• I can’t wait for these fucking exams to finish. I’m currently approximately 66% of the way through my lot (I knew I should have taken on maths at A-Level) and it’s fair to say I’m feeling pretty deflated (thanks mostly to a screwed up sleeping pattern again, a diminished appetite and a newfound reliance on caffeine). I'll be done on the 7th of June, once I’ve had my psychology exam…
• …which leads me very nicely onto the fact that PSYCHOLOGY IS SOME TRIPPY SHIT. Learning about abnormality when you’re abnormal yourself, and stress when you’re stressed is just one massive ball of cack; much like various components of the psychology syllabus.
• Maxi Rodriguez’s form of late had been ludicrous beyond words, so I’m glad that a fair bit of order has been restored, following Liverpool’s 2-0 loss against Tottenham Hotspur. Maxi is average at best, and is lucky to be playing at such a once prestige club…
• I remember a certain Mr Hansen famously (and surely regrettably) stating that you can’t win the title with kids, but who knows, ‘cause the future’s looking pretty bright for Liverpool Football Club. Spearing, Robinson, Kelly, Flanagan and Shelvey, please stand up. You’ve impressed this year, and the best is surely yet to come. With key additions, I see no reason why Liverpool can’t challenge for the title next year, alongside the two titans of Manchester and the two titans of London. Luis Suarez is going to integral, for the record. You’ll never walk alone!
• Wheat Crunchies are seriously good crisps…sure they’re still going, but the childhood memories they bring back are ridiculously vivid. Naturally the memories are going to be pretty damn vivid as I’m only 16 years old, but y’know what I mean…probably.
• Exams can completely obliterate even the strongest of couples, and you’d never expect it. Usually indirectly rather than directly, but it happens…lovers who are happily in love, are you listening? Nope, because the type of person I’d attract to this abysmal excuse for a blog is of course not the kind of person who is ever going to find love. Now that is the cheery outlook of the day, and I’m kidding of course…anybody here who feels unloved? I love you. Sort of. In an anonymous way.
• My mum is about as interested in video games as Zack de la Rocha is interested in turning the volume down a bit. Just found out she used to be a bit jumpy for Frogger. Simple pleasures.
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY I’ve always found The Lonely Island funny, and I genuinely enjoy their music…but their latest effort takes both of those variables to a whole new level. Michael Bolton, you absolute hero. On a scale of 1 to Hero, he’s definitely Hero.
• I miss Germany’s soft drinks. Since coming home from a few day long college trip to Munich, I’ve been craving the sugary delights of liquid lusciousness such as Magic Man, Mezzo Mix, Schwipp Swapp and…Sexergy…oh yes. You can imagine the relief all over my face when I found out the latter did in fact contain no quantity of Viagra. Phew.