Things I’ve Thunk: Inc. UEFA Champions League Final 10/11

• I’m aware of the fact that I’m a horrible, unpatriotic person, undeserving of the British soil on which I stand, but there’s no way I could ever find myself willing Manchester United on to win in any game of football. As a Liverpool fan, this is obvious. I love to support the underdog, sure, but it’s convenient that in yesterday’s huge game, going against the Mancs meant backing one of the best (in terms of success and attractiveness of play) club sides the world has ever bore witness to.
• If Lionel Messi can achieve on the international stage, I see no reason to not at least consider granting him the ultimate honour of being the best player in the history of world football. The man’s unstoppable.
• Sticking with the Argentine theme, it was a delight to see Javier Mascherano dedicate Barca’s 3-1 victory to Liverpool FC’s fans. No amount of yellow cards can diminish the respect I have for him now. True hero.
• Blackadder Goes Forth, in my eyes, is the best British comedy series of all time. I’m open to suggestions, but I simply can’t find a single series/season to challenge it. Consistently laugh out loud funny.
• I fucking hate having a weird fluey virus. Constant fatigue, bunged up nose, sore throat, sleep difficulty, headaches, light headedness…it’s all in the name of fun!
• Along with a good friend, I’m seriously considering ironing bacon and serving it with ice cubes some day…it’s the coolest way to pig out, no?
• There’s always reason to get shirty. ‘Cause I’m such a posh bastard, my wardrobe consists 90% of shirts. Recently, this percentage dipped a little with the purchase of a v-neck (sort of on request) for a certain special someone…to cut a long story short, she’s long fucking gone. Do I go back to ‘shirts only’ now?
• Norwich City have made their first signing in preparation for the Premier League season! James Vaughan, for a fee of approximately £2.5million. Risk.