That’s a quarter of a buttock…
Yet again it’s been a while since I’ve actually posted on here. My sporadic desire to express myself yet repeatedly fall short of the self-imposed mark is rapidly becoming more and more embarrassing as each and every “sorry for the delay” post passes. Who am I even apologising to? I don’t have a legion of followers, I don’t have a fanbase, and I don’t think I’ve ever actually managed to pull in anyone other than a small selection of my closest friends who have nominated themselves to wade through my tripe for no reason other than sympathy and humouring. Bless. This is no problem with me. This has never been a blog that I’ve approached with any solid seriousness, and (OXFORD COMMA! Go on, go nuts) and its sole purpose has, if anything, been to keep me literate at best, and (ANOTHER ONE! Go nuts again) hopefully at least keep me just about breathing and functioning as a roughly rounded (but increasingly round by the day, thanks to a lack of exercise and a worrying diet) individual.
Anyway, a lot has happened since I’ve been ‘gone’. I’ve still been here, but, y’know. I’ve gained a girlfriend. I’ve also lost one. In that order. I’m pretty sure that’s about it really… Yep, that’ll do me for now. Wasn’t that fun? Be sure to look out for a near identical post to this one in a few months’ time. Ciao.
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